Skimming the local newspaper to investigate a crime be like…
Batman: Have any of you found anything suspicious?
Red Hood: Yeah, actually. A citizen wrote in. He said that “Gotham City is great!”.
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When your brothers are all set to go Trick-or-Treating but you’re still on the Batcomputer working on a case…
Dick (in a merman costume): Timmy… ?
Jason (in a Bizarro costume): He’s wearing a costume. He’s going as lame.
Green Lantern: I feel like you’re embarrassed by me.
Batman: That is accurate.
Jason: *hears a disturbing noise from the bedroom across his at the Manor*
Jason: *enters Tim’s and finds his brother sitting alone in the dark, in his Red Robin uniform, laughing maniacally*
Jason: Uh, Tim? Why are you laughing?
Tim: *hisses at the light from the doorway*
Tim: *squints and covers half of his face with a cape* Because my dream is dead.
Jason: *hands Tim a mug*
Tim: *takes a sip* Mm-hmm. What did you put in this sugar? It’s so good!
Jason: *blinks*
So, what, Timmy? Coffee tastes like water to you now?
Barry: … So, I went to Big Belly Burger and got a Number Two: Triple Bacon Explosion Deluxe with two orders of hash brown, two orders of chili cheese fries, and two poached eggs.
Hal: Ugh. “Number Two” is right.
At the Annual Justice League Sports Meet…
Green Lantern: *reading the mechanics* Number one is being able to run two miles in under five minutes. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
The Flash: *looks at the camera like he’s on “The Office”*
Your best buddy’s right there, Hal.
Playing old school games at the Manor be like…
Jason: I’ll never be a cop! I’ll have to be a robber.
Conner: Are you busy? And writing “Star Trek” fan fiction doesn’t count.
Tim: Ha ha.
Tim: And I finished that last week.
At the Annual Justice League Halloween Party…
Clark: I’m a prince!
Diana: I’m a mermaid!
Bruce: I’m Batman.
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