When asked about his stress levels at being the CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days.
Tim: So I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Tim: *bites into something*
Tim: This isn’t a bagel.
Tag: source: parks and rec
Why Conner thinks Tim’s a hipster…
Tim: I only listen to, like, Gothamite death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.
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Because Tim canonically listens to Depeche Mode and Enya. And his best bud canonically discovered his CDs.
Why Tim needs to sleep…
Tim: Alfred, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot.
Tim: And I broke everything.
After Bruce tells him not to do something…
Jason: Not to worry, I have a permit.
* Hands Bruce a piece of paper: *
“I can do what I want. – Jason”
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