Because affection tends to freak Jason out…
Isabel: Hey, I love you.
Jason: Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!
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Jason trying to impress Tim with his
hacking skills…
Jason: Watch the master work it. I’m the Yoda of hacking.
Tim: Well, Yoda wouldn’t actually need to hack. I mean, his powers were more spiritual –
Jason: SHUT UP, YOU NERD!
Tim: I get it. Okay.
When asked what his mother was like…
Damian: I know Talia seems scary, but, really, she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, Batman-obssessed, world domination-crazy she-demon.
At a mission briefing in the Titans Tower…
Tim: So, basically, we’re completely swamped. All hands on deck.
Tara: I don’t even work for this team…
Tim: Don’t care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Bart: *walks in* Tim, do you need help with anything?
Tim: No, we’re good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
Desperate measures during a mission be like…
Jason: … Or I could set myself on fire and create a diversion!
At a mission briefing in the Titans Tower…
Tim: Yes, we are a team, but I am the team leader. So I made a bold decision: we’re playing it safe.
When asked how he deals with conflict…
Jason: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
Damian training with Dick and Jason…
Jason: You see him, you stop him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Dick: Don’t do that.
Jason: Don’t do that. But I give you permission to use excessive force.
Dick: Don’t use excessive force.
Jason: Don’t go overboard. Just stop him… by any means necessary.
Dick: Nope.
Jason: No, just stop him.
When he finally realizes it…
Jason: What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.
Dick’s attempt at brotherly bonding with Jason…
Jason: You made me watch all eight “Harry Potter” movies! I don’t even like “Harry Potter”!
Dick: That’s insane! You love “Harry Potter”! You’ve seen all eight movies!
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