Entering Tim’s ridiculously messy room…
Damian: It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
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Not understanding the fancy names of the items on a menu be like…
Wally [to waiter]: There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Wally: I’m allergic to sushi.
Wally: Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
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That’s… not how it works.
Being supportive of your boyfriend be like…
Roy: Babe, how much should I sell my trucker cap for?
Kori: I don’t know, eight cents?
Roy: Honey! This is the cap I was wearing the first time I heard “Vitalogy” by Pearl Jam.
Kori: Ooh… $900.
Roy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Jason: I’m never gonna be a cop. I’m gonna have to be a robber.
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Reminded me of Bruce telling Jason that maybe there were enough heroes, but not enough outlaws (while they ate burgers by the Batmobile).
Red Hood being philosophical…
Jason: Never half-ass two things.
Jason: Whole-ass one thing.
Dinner at Mount Justice…
Wally: Thank you all for being here. Let’s get started.
M’gann: Wow! Great attitude, Wally!
Wally: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.
When asked what he loves about Raven…
Beast Boy: Raven hates Valentine’s Day. And brunch. And outside. And smiling.
Beast Boy: *laughs*
Beast Boy: She’s weird.
At the 90’s “Justice League Awards”…
Flash: To Superman’s mullet, “Flyest Hairstyle”!
* Mixture of applause and groans *
Flash: And Nightwing’s ponytail gets the badge for “Second Flyest Hairstyle"!
Nightwing: Oh. I wasn’t competing for that.
Flash: I’ll say!
If Jason gave a wedding toast at Dick and Barbara’s wedding…
Jason: My brother’s really lame. But Babs’s pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why she would marry him.
Jason: Also, if anyone has seen my red hoodie, I lost it. Thanks.
* Walks off stage *
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