Missions be like…
Tim: You’re ready?
Conner: Not at all. But that’s never stopped us before.
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Ra’s annoyed that Jason got to use Lazarus Pit…
Ra’s: You’ll never be as old as me.
Jason: Yeah. You’re old as shit!
At a bar…
Bartender: Where’d you get that jacket?
Jason: *sips beer* I was buried in it.
Bartender:
Bartender: *awkwardly moves away*
Dinah: The point is, will you go to prom with me?
Oliver: Well, I thought you’d never ask. Because we’re nearing forty. Of course, I will. *kisses Dinah*
Dinah: Yay!!! Prom!!!
When Conner tells Tim that he’s considering moving to space to get in touch with his Kryptonian roots…
Conner: Okay, we need to talk.
Tim: I’m sorry, Clone Boy, I can’t understand you. You’ve developed some accent from that new planet you might move to!
When asked about his work philosophy…
Bart: Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing.
Bart: But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Jason being Extra be like…
Roy: Jaybird, I got a present for you. *carries a basket full of lotion bottles*
Jason: I don’t like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker.
Roy: I know. I filled the bottles with fake blood, vinegar, and mud.
Jason: *smiles* Really? Thanks!
Jason [to Tim, about Damian]: We should sue Bruce and Talia for spawning a human turd burger.
Introducing Bizarro to the Batfamily…
Jason: His nickname around the safe house is Softypants Mchuggable.
Damian asking for Tim’s help to hack into Lex Corp…
Tim: Before I write the code, you have to spend a whole week doing everything I say.
Damian: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Tim: No, you have to be my friend.
Damian: Ugh. That’s so much worse.
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