Batman: *gets off the phone with Commissioner Gordon (something about one of the Robins and a warehouse near Gotham Harbor exploding or something… ?)*
Red Hood: *opens his mouth to speak*
Batman: *narrows his eyes*
Red Hood: And thaaat’s a cross between your angry face and your “stop talking” face, the second of which I’m more familiar with.
Trying to get approval from Batman for a mission be like…
Green Lantern: *walking away from Batman and towards the rest of the Justice League, who’re anxiously waiting*
Green Lantern: *shrugs* It was a cross between his angry face and his “stop talking” face, the second of which I’m more familiar with.
Maybe next time don’t send Hal to do the talking?
Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?
Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.
Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.
Wally: *completes the Titans obstacle course in 3 seconds flat*
Dick: You’re the coolest accident I’ve ever known.
Barbara [about Dick]: He makes me feel… like the highest point on the electromagnetic spectrum.
Dinah: Awww!
Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.
Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?
When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…
Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.
Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.
Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.
Barry: Why?
Hal: So I can impress a lady.
Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
When you’re worried sick about your best friend (who has a bit of a drinking problem)…
Jason: Roy, where are the heck you?!
Roy: Uh, you know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.
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