Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
Tag: source: no ordinary family
When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…
Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.
Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.
Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.
Barry: Why?
Hal: So I can impress a lady.
Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.
Superman: *hovering in the Gotham night sky* Come on, Bruce! When’s the last time we actually had dinner together?
Batman: *spying on a mob boss from five rooftops away* Four PM, Pacific Time, New Year’s Eve.
Look, Clark, he ain’t got time for things like diNnEr.
Sneaking into Braniac’s ship be like…
Red Robin: Let’s just say we’re way past Wi-Fi.
Red Hood: Now this is a lair.
Red Hood [to Batman]: You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
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Man, that was a loooong time ago.
When your partner has a drinking problem and you’ve got to come to his rescue…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Roy, where are you?
Arsenal: You know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.
At the Metropolis City Fair…
Jon: 🙂
Damian: >:|
Jon: 😀
Damian: Did you just use your super powers to win a stuffed panda?
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: *chuckles at a memory*
Tim: *stares questioningly at him*
Jason: *sighs in amusement*
Jason: Remember how we used to be normal?
Tim:
Tim: *shakes his head slowly*
Those oh-so-rare family camping trips be like…
Jason: *loading tents, sleeping bags, backpacks and concealed weapons into the Batvan*
Damian: *securing Batcow’s trailer*
Dick: *staring questioningly at Tim while applying sunblock on his face*
Tim: *carrying case files in one hand and a coffee mug in the other* I don’t know why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
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