Jason: You like me? You like my personality?
Artemis: I was surprised, too.
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Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *scouring cabinets for the last box of Lucky Charms*
Jason: *sipping tea*
Tim: *working on his laptop, half a waffle hanging from his mouth*
Damian: *enters the kitchen looking solemn*
Damian: Drake. I need you to teach me how to be… a douchebag.
Dick and Jason:
Tim:
Tim: Let’s get started.
Tim and Damian: *walk out of the kitchen*
Jason: What is happening in the world?
When asked what it was like being a teenaged vigilante…
Red Robin: Is there a word that means both complete self-satisfaction and complete self-loathing?
When you fight with your best friend but can’t really avoid him for dramatic effect because you share a safe house…
Jason: I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend. So could you leave, please? Because I’m about to start crying, and you are the last person I want to cry in front of.
Roy: I want to cry, too. Where am I supposed to cry? You can’t monopolize the bathroom crying space.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
Tim: Stop smelling my hair!
Jason: You know how much that stuff cost?
Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner!
Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!
When the decline in the Gotham City crime rate leaves you a bum at the Manor for a while…
Dick: Just suck in your gut.
Jason: *scoffs* What gut?
Dick: That little pouch where you keep Alfred’s cookies.
When asked why he was still single…
Jason: I’m not good at being a boyfriend. I’m good at being that guy you find yourself spending more and more time with until you meet your husband.
After watching Bruce and Jason have an intense argument at Wayne Manor…
Dick: You’re making me cry with your emotions! *runs to Alfred for comfort*
Red Hood requesting a status report from Arsenal…
Roy: I crushed it. I crushed it all day today. And then I crushed it some more. And it asked me what I was doing and I told it I was crushing it.
Bart [to Tim]: It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.
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