When your super best friend visits you at the Manor…
Tim [to Kon]: I’d give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Well, have you seen your room, Timmy? Kind of hard to tell the clean clothes from the dirty ones…
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When you get reprimanded for eating a potentially shoe-crushed Gummy Bear from the floor…
Jason: I’m not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Asking the important questions…
Roy: Would you consider us adorable?
Jason: No. We’re adult men. We’re cute.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
Damian: Brothers don’t call brothers “pathetic”, Todd.
Jason: But what do brothers do when another brother is taking a shower with a cat?
So he loves his pets a little too much, Jay. Leave him alone.
When your brother claims to no longer have any ill feelings towards you…
Tim: Jason, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That’s vindictive.
When your super best friend could give Saran wrap a lesson…
Batman: *ignores vibrations coming from his pocket*
Wonder Woman: How many times a day does Clark text you?
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: Just… 40.
Dick: Tim, I have to ask you a favor. It’s about my clothes…
Jason: *from his bedroom across the hall* Burn them! Burn them all!
When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
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