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Diana [to Clark]: I wish I knew what was going on in Bruce’s head. He’s like a… grumpy mystery.

At their Red Hood/Arsenal safe house…

Jason: Put on some pants or at least some really high socks.

Roy: Really high socks it is, then!

Shopping for his and Jason’s safe house during their Red/Hood Arsenal days…

Roy: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep.

Roy: I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.

Roy: *slides over the slip of paper*

Pawn Shop Guy:

Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.

Superboy and Miss Martian getting to know each other…

M’gann: I’ve been banned for my lifetime from Starlag Prison Station. Don’t ask.

Conner: I’m not convinced I know how to read; I’ve just memorized a lot of words.

M’gann: Red Tornado says I might grow another 18 inches.

Conner: I’m definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs.

M’gann: I kind of wanna get a gun.

Conner: I believe horses are from outer space.

Tim catching up with Conner about what his best (hybrid clone) friend has been learning so far…

Conner: *excitedly* I know Word.

Conner: And I can open a document.

Conner: “Save it”. “Save as”.

Conner: “Print”. “Print preview”!

Alfred: Get a fork, Master Timothy.

Tim: *picks at food with his bare hands* I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.

Get. Some. Sleep. Timothy.

A sleep-deprived Robin fed up with the rest of the Teen Titans…

Tim: *throws hands up in the air* Youths!

At a therapy session with Black Canary…

Tim: I’m a mess. I can’t sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.

Damian [to his brothers]: If I were “off my rocker”, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat??

Robin trying to cheer NoBody up…

Damian: You know, I had a cat that died…

Maya: Don’t compare my dad to your cat.

Damian: It was a big cat.

Damian: I mean, human size.