At a therapy session with Black Canary…
Bruce: They don’t hate me because I’m old.
Bruce: They hate me because of my personality.
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Booster Gold [to the rest of the Justice League International]: Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?
After a supervillain gives an incredibly long monologue about his plan to take over Gotham City…
Red Hood: *deadpan* Well, you have found my “flabbergast” button. And guess what? You just pressed it.
Damian [to Jon]: As my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me at a moment’s notice.
Or, Jason to Roy.
Or, Bruce to Clark.
Take your pick.
Damian sassing Jason during a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
Kori: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Roy: Of course we make decisions! How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?
Jason: I lay those out for you, Roy.
When two best vigilante buddies quarrel…
Jason: Don’t speak to me until bedtime!
Roy: If you think we’re going to have a bedtime chat, you’re out of your mind!
Jason: We’ll lay in bed, we’ll just go over the day like we usually do, and that’ll be it!
Roy: Fine! We’ll do that for a little bit and that’s it!
Because the Bromance Force is strong in these two.
Dick [whispers to Alfred]: How mad is he?
Bruce [from the Batcave]: I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!
On a stakeout…
Jason [on the Comm Link, about the target]: She’s on a flip phone, Tim.
Jason: I mean, she’s either poor or a time traveler.
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
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