Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
Conner [about Damian]: Just ignore him. He’s like an annoying bug. Eventually he’ll just go away.
Tim: Kon, it’s been eleven years. Trust me, he’s not going anywhere.
Mission up in the Himalayan Mountains…
Red Robin: I’m feeling perfectly warm.
Red Hood: That’s because you’re like a little Komodo dragon. An ice queen.
Red Robin: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Red Hood: I’ll give you $50 for it right now.
Best of both fighting styles…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: High-tech case –
Red Hood: *drop-kicks a criminal*
Red Hood: – low-tech ass-kickin’!
Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
When you’re introduced to the Batfamily’s patriarch as Batman or one of the Robins’ significant other…
Alfred: Ah, you seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
Batman: “Bad cop”?
Superman: You’ve been playing “good cop” all this time?
Needing to think things through be like…
Red Hood: You got captured… on purpose?
Arsenal: Yeah.
Red Hood: These people are killers, Roy.
Arsenal: That’s why we have to stay alive long enough to not get dead.
Red Hood: That would involve getting rescued.
Arsenal: …
Arsenal: Yes, it would.
Nightwing’s true origin story…
Wally [to Dick]: Face it, you think you’re too good-looking to be the sidekick.
How you get you and your little brother grounded…
Robin: What are you doing? I’m not the sidekick.
Red Hood: I’m the boss when Batman isn’t here.
Batman: Batman is here.
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