While watching Damian drive around the Manor grounds, running over statues and leaving flattened shrubbery in his wake…
Dick: Most fathers teach their sons how to drive. I have you to blame for this?
Bruce: This he learned from his mother.
That’s what you get for refusing to let him drive, Bruce.
When your little brother finds out that you left the Manor door open last night and his Great Dane slept outside in the rain…
Damian: Apologize.
Jason: What for?
Damian: For being you.
Jason: Short stack, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I’d be loaded.
When you’ve recently started dating and your brothers just won’t let you catch a break…
Damian: Who’s the lucky little vixen, Todd?
Jason: Adult relationship stuff, McTween. You wouldn’t understand.
Tim: Adult relationship? You?
Batman: Do what you have to do for family.
Nightwing: What rule is that?
Batman: The unspoken one.
When you really just want to make up for lost time with your adoptive father…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Bruce, I can’t stop this. I need your help.
Batman: Whatever it takes.
Red Hood: …
Red Hood: Okay, let’s go fishing.
At lunch with Timothy Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That’s the real crime.
Jason: I mean, sure, Tim, your kids are going to be smart, but mine have a shot at being really beautiful.
“Super Sons”, in a nutshell…
Jon: You only take on cases which cross my path.
Damian: Don’t flatter yourself.
Jon: You’re standing in my house!
Watching as seared debris falls from the sky…
Arsenal: I’ve heard the saying “He got blown out of his shoes”, but I never thought I’d see it.
Red Hood: Now, if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn’t it?
When you’re leading a teenage superhero team and Batman comes to visit (so all of a sudden the pressure is on)…
Raven: You’ve been distracted by your father.
Robin: It’s that obvious?
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