When you’re so ready for that lunch break after hours of discussing one case, but…
Batman: Hn. It doesn’t make any sense.
Green Lantern: What now, Batsy? Hasn’t your beautiful mind gotten you in enough trouble today?
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Jon: What, did you read a book on disarming bad guys?
Damian: Three older brothers.
Batgirl: *frustrated* Jason. You are so…
Red Hood: *smirks* Handsome? Funny? What?
Batgirl: Loved.
Red Hood: …
And that is the story of why Jason was an inexplicably bumbling and blushing mess every time he’d encounter another member of the Batfamily for an entire week.
Anybody: Batman, whatever you might have heard, hope you will form your own opinion of me?
Batman: I always do.
And he does. The rest of the Justice League could vouche for you and he’d still stalk you in the middle of the night and cross-reference every existing record you have.
If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…
Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.
Damian: What?
Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.
Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!
Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!
Jason: *snickers*
Jon: You know, I’ve been thinking about asking my parents for a dog.
Damian: *hugs Titus tighter* He’s not a dog. He’s a hero.
When asked what he admires most about his little brother…
Tim [about Damian]: He never gets sick. Even germs avoid him.
Roy: You know, you still owe me that fifty bucks.
Jason: *gestures to Bruce* Talk to my dad, bro.
Teaching your half-alien best friend human ways be like…
Conner: Facebook. That’s that thing that some people… do stuff with?
Tim: The term is “social networking”.
Reuniting with your best friend be like…
Roy: You left me!
Jason: Let’s not get hung up on who’s left, who’s right, and who’s wrong.
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