Red Robin: Robin, this is Detective Harvey Bullock. Detective Bullock, this is my little brother, Robin.
Detective Bullock: It’s nice to meet you, Robin. You’re under arrest.
Timmy, no.
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Batman: The only therapy I need is my job.
Alfred: Be sure to put that on your tombstone, Master Bruce.
Red Robin: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Red Hood: You don’t?
Trying to get two of your colleagues to reconcile be like…
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: I brought him. *gestures to a sulking Hal* You two need to talk. And we all know that’s not something you’re interested in.
Batman: Got that right.
Superman: So, I suggested that –
Batman: Ambush me at a crime scene so I can’t get away?
When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
After the Justice League’s meeting with President Luthor…
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t believe I called the POTUS a wise-ass.
Stakeout…
Nightwing: He’s not our guy.
Red Hood: He should still be arrested for that hair-do.
Nightwing: Hey, what have you got against mullets?
It’s… a sensitive topic for him, Jay.
The Flash: *covers eyes* Wow. Wowsers.
Wonder Woman: This is not what it looks like.
Superman: Right. We were just…
Batman: No. I do not need the details.
Green Lantern: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind a few details.
Batman: I don’t understand why people run.
The Flash: Well, it’s therapeutic. It has great cardiovascular benefits. What’s more, it gets the old endorphins pumping. I tell you, running gives me a great high.
Batman: I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the crime, Flash.
Lucius: Are you ever going to get a new Batmobile?
Bruce: Well, firstly, I never buy Batmobiles. (You build them for me.) Secondly, I need something that ignites my passions. It’s like a woman: I need to be in love before I commit.
Lucius: You’ve never committed to a woman.
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