When “Good Cop” and “Bad Cop” team up…
Criminal [about Batman]: Get him off me!
Superman: I would, but he’s scaring me.
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At the Watchtower…
Batman: I invited the Suicide Squad here as a courtesy.
Green Lantern: How about, as a courtesy, I don’t kick your ass!
After witnessing Red Hood “deal with” a criminal…
Nightwing: How do you sleep at night?!
Red Hood: On my back. Naked.
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
Nightwing: We were all concerned about you, Jay!
Red Hood: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to incapacitate me looked really worried.
Boredom and brotherhood…
Jason: You looking for a fight, pipsqueak?
Tim: No, not particularly. Are you?
Jason: *shrugs* A little bit.
Because time travel is just another Tuesday to speedsters…
Jay: What’s the matter?
Barry: I’m getting a call from myself.
Jay: Answer it. See what you want.
Teaming up with your hypermetabolic speedster best friend on a case be like…
Wally: If we’re going to work, you got any food around here?
Dick: I have three TV dinners.
Wally: No. I need some food with a little bit more food in it.
When your vegetarian youngest brother would rather bake for you than tell you he loves you…
Jason: Dick, I don’t think Damian’s cupcakes are edible.
Dick: They’re tofu, Jay. Just keep chewing.
Tim: *reading a Valentine’s Day card from Damian* “Roses are red, they go in a bucket; Drake is a jerk, he can go suck it.”
Tim: *stares into the camera like he’s in “The Office”
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