Jason: You can call me… anything you want. *wiggles eyebrows*
Artemis: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?
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Robin: When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate Todd.
Batman: Hood, stay!
Red Hood: *runs towards the firefight* I’m not your poodle, Bats!
If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…
Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.
Damian: What?
Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.
Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!
Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!
Jason: *snickers*
Battle for the Domino Mask?
Being introduced to Batman be like…
Green Lantern: I know you like me, too.
Bruce: *ominously* Oh, yeah.
Green Lantern: …
Green Lantern: Growing less and less certain by the second.
Jason: You can call me… anything you want. *wiggles eyebrows*
Barbara: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
Steph [about Tim]: I put a GPS tracker on his Ducati. I thought he was cheating on me!
Jason: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Barbara: I am. Well done!
Jason: *leans on the wall beside the refrigerator while watching a frowning Damian slowly take out an emptied paper bag labeled “Blood Son” from it*
Jason: Ah, there it is. The classic Damian Wayne look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “someone is gonna pay for this".
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And whoever dared eat the tofu he’s been saving better hide and hide fast.
Witness: Agent 37 from Spyral, the one who looks like a sculpture?
Yes, dear, he’s beautiful. Now, imagine if you could see his face, too.
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