Because time travel is just another Tuesday to speedsters…
Jay: What’s the matter?
Barry: I’m getting a call from myself.
Jay: Answer it. See what you want.
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Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
Roy: You know, you still owe me that fifty bucks.
Jason: *gestures to Bruce* Talk to my dad, bro.
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
At the annual Justice League beach trip…
Hal: *picks up a phone with a broken screen, dusts the sand off it and unlocks it to reveal a blurry picture of Bruce in beach shorts swiping at the camera*
Hal [to Barry]: *making a poor attempt to stifle his giggling* Camera adds ten pounds to his temper –
Bruce: *standing right behind Hal* Wanna make it twenty?
Nightwing: We were all concerned about you, Jay!
Red Hood: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to incapacitate me looked really worried.
Mission up in the Himalayan Mountains…
Red Robin: I’m feeling perfectly warm.
Red Hood: That’s because you’re like a little Komodo dragon. An ice queen.
Red Robin: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Red Hood: I’ll give you $50 for it right now.
Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
Superman: Actually, I saw “Goodfellas” with Bruce!
Green Lantern: Really? Bruce sees movies made after 1957?
Batman: What’s your point, Jordan?
Green Lantern: *startled* Whoa! That was an impressively quiet entrance.
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