Trying to stick up for your best friend be like…

Red Hood: *does “his thing” to a criminal*

Arsenal: This kind of stuff is illegal in most states. In certain parts of Europe, it’s…

Commissioner Gordon: *glares*

Arsenal: This is bad behavior.

While watching Batman “do his thing” to a supervillain…

Green Lantern (Jessica): So, why is Batman conducting the interrogation?

Superman: We prefer the term “interview”. Less of a negative connotation.

Green Lantern: Got it.

Rescuing your brother from whatever dimension he got trapped in be like…

Red Robin: Out of everyone in the world who could have found me, it had to be you.

Red Hood: You’re welcome.


See you in September, Timmy. *wink wink*

“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…

Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.

Batman: You are arguing now.

Superman: No, I’m not!

Batman: Yes, you are.

Superman: This is not an argument.

Batman: Yes, it is.

Superman: No, it’s not!

Batman: It is.

Hal: Barry, it’s the holidays. Go home.

Barry: I can’t. I have to go shopping.

Hal: Then do it.

Barry: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Bruce needs?

Hal: An attitude adjustment.

Barry: Hal, you’re not helping.