Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jay, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am, you’re a bigger liar, and you have no moral compass.
Red Hood: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid high-security facility? That’s not even a challenge.
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When you just can’t win an argument with Batman…
Nightwing: Aaarrrggggh. In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely!
Red Hood: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
If you ever wondered what goes through Red Hood’s mind…
Jason: So, how do I say this without sounding like an ass?
When asked when last time he had fun was…
Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
When “dead Robins” team up…
Red Hood: What are we going to do?
Robin: *flicks a lighter open* I could start a fire.
Red Hood: No!
Red Hood: But keep that in your back pocket.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
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