Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
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Bruce [to Jason]: I can forgive the smoking, but I can’t forgive the lie.
Alfred: *glares at Bruce*
Bruce: Or the smoking.
When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
Damian trying to “be a man” be like…
Jason [to Damian]: *smirks* Nice “moustache”.
Dick: Don’t make fun of him or he’ll burn your safe house down.
“Batgirl and Robin: Year One” be like…
Barbara [to Bruce]: You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a skirt, why don’t you worry about getting Dick to wear some pants?
When Alfred asks how his first day at Gotham Academy went…
Damian: Ugh, kids! You don’t have to tell me, my school is full of them.
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