When “dead Robins” team up…
Red Hood: What are we going to do?
Robin: *flicks a lighter open* I could start a fire.
Red Hood: No!
Red Hood: But keep that in your back pocket.
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And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason [to Damian and Jon]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, and you start answering the phone and people don’t think you’re ladies.
Watching your 11-year-old brother drinking a protein shake be like…
Dick: Don’t most kids drink soda?
Damian: Who knows what they do?
That feeling when you’re so frustrated about someone you care about that it makes you burst into song…
Jason [to Roy]: *singing* I’m gonna go get a beer, beer, beer before I punch you in the head, head, head.
6 AM at the Manor be like…
Dick: *bursts out of his bedroom* Alfie, did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Alfred: That was Master Timothy. He had a Red Bull.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
Telling Pa Clark and Ma Lois about his new friend Damian over breakfast be like…
Jon: I’ve seen the kid do a pull-up!
Jon [to Damian]: You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
Damian [to the rest of the Batfamily]: Can we stop calling me “little guy”? I’m in the fortieth percentile. -Tt-
When asked about what it was like meeting his son Damian for the first time…
Bruce [to Clark]: He has a natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
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