Jason [to Roy]: That’s when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
Tag: source: modern family
After another one of Batman’s near-death missions…
Alfred: First get a mirror, Master Bruce. Then you’re gonna look into it and you’re gonna see a crazy man. He needs your help.
Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bruce: How many?
Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!
Defending your best friend’s eating habits be like…
Dick: Let’s face it: a well-fed Wally is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food and, stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.
Why the Robins are banned from doing any carpentry at the Manor…
Bruce: Every home improvement project they’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience.
Cooking with Nightwing…
Alfred: *stares at Master Richard disapprovingly*
Dick: I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
Batman: Damian, son, come back. I said I was sorry.
Robin: I’m 12, Father. I need limits.
Getting stranded in a jungle during one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Robin: I say we eat what we kill.
Superboy: Then I guess we’ll be eating the mood.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
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