Tim: You have dumb ideas!
Conner: Name one…
Conner: … that went on for a while.
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When Dick invited him to a trip to the Kent Farm with Damian…
Wally: I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.
Tim [about Damian]: Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest and Instagram, this is what I know –
Jason: Privacy is dead?
When you’re trying to have a serious conversation with your youngest child about his unacceptable behavior but his older siblings are hanging around and trolling…
Bruce: Everybody who Talia did not create, get out of the cave right now!
Batman’s journal entry on what advice he would give his sons about life…
Bruce: I wanted to tell Dick the dangers of starting a family too early, but what could I say that couldn’t have been said better by being around a lethal child?
Why certain family celebrations are avoided at Wayne Manor…
* upside-down, blurry images of a four-foot-something-tall adolescent boy pouncing on a scrawny teenage guy; a muffled mixture of screaming and hooting sounds in the background; a gruff voice angrily yelling, “Enough!” *
Duke: *tries to hold the camera steady*
Duke: Aaaaand the birthday video becomes a nature film.
When your older brother tries to defend his fashion choices in the 80s…
Dick: In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely.
Jason: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Super Sons comparing childhoods be like…
Damian [to Jon]: Oh, please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
When asked what Jason’s boots smelled like after patrol…
Tim: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
Why Jason had a new bathroom installed at the safe house…
Jason: *after an intense argument with Roy over a case* Roy, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever’s going on here!
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