When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
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When your little brother loves dropping by your safe house unannounced…
Jason [to Damian]: What have I said about sneaking up on me? I could’ve been shaving. This could’ve been a “Sweeney Todd” moment.
Bruce: You know, I raised four fully functional sons.
Alfred: You have four sons that I don’t know about?
While running from murderous androids in the middle of the jungle…
Robin: *shouting over explosions while dodging laser beams on piggyback* We are having fun!
Superboy: You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!
Midlife crisis with your best friend…
Clark [to Bruce]: I know you think you discovered the new you, but you’re controlling even when you’re trying to not be controlling.
Jason: Are you a nerd?
Tim: No. Why would you ask me that?
Jason: It’s Friday night and you’re doing homework.
Leave him alone, Jay.
Staring down at Blüdhaven from atop a skyscraper at night…
Nightwing: With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Tim: Stress is all a part of being a superhero. If you’re not throwing up in your mouth, you’re not doing it right.
What Batman really feels when he sees the Batkids in action…
Bruce: I don’t know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
Bruce: Where’s Selina?
Alfred: She’s having her hair “blown out”, as it were.
Bruce: That’s a thing? That I pay for?
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