As Bruce and Selina prepare to recite their vows to each other…
Dick: *whispering* A little heads up: There’s no way I’m not crying at this wedding.
Tim: Dick, you cried on the way here.
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Batman: *looking around the Batcave for any sign of Nightwing*
Alfred: Master Dick’s having his hair blown out.
Batman: That’s a thing? That I pay for?
Karaoke Night at the Manor…
Jason: Uh-uh. *wags his finger* Nobody throws up until I sing.
Dick [to Kaldur]: Have you seen the way Wally looks at Artemis? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Jason: You’re like that guy from that movie who wishes he was never born. *snaps his fingers, trying to remember the title*
Tim: “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
Jason: You say that, but do you mean it?
At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
Dick:
Bruce:
Alfred:
Dick: Should you be more worried that Tim has a medical student’s uniform in his closet?
It was one time, Dick. And you know that it was for an undercover mission. (Yes, ‘tis canon.)
When your brother asks you to go to Ikea with him…
Tim [to Jason]: I’ve been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
“A Lonely Place of Sleeping”, huh?
On the different roles of the Robins in the family…
Dick: Now, there are pushy, obnoxious brothers who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another…
Dick: We mean well.
Red Hood: Gotham City, you have a vigilante problem and his name is Jason Todd.
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