Nightwing: Hey, Poppa Bear, you okay?
Batman: Not with “Poppa Bear”, I’m not.
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Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
When you wake up on a gurney and find out what happened to you just hours before…
Batman: Hn. The pain must’ve been that bad if I accepted Jordan’s help.
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
Nightwing: *with lipstick marks all over his face*
Batgirl: *with smudged lipstick*
Robin: …
Nightwing: …
Batgirl: …
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Isn’t it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Yeaaaaah, you weren’t supposed to see that, Damian.
When asked when last time he had fun was…
Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.
When you arrive at the scene too late and see the aftermath of Batgirl, Orphan, and Spoiler taking down a group of rogues…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’ve always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today… I’ve seen things, Bruce.
If you ever wondered what goes through Red Hood’s mind…
Jason: So, how do I say this without sounding like an ass?
Damian: I did cartwheels.
Dick: Without me?
Because Damian’s still Grayson’s widdle baby.
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