At a “field trip” to S.T.A.R. Labs…

Jason: *poking at the reptilian creature on his head* This feels so weird. What does it eat?

Scientist: Oh, just human brains.

Damian: Well, at least Todd has nothing to worry about.

Robin training with the original Boy Wonder…

Standing atop a gargoyle fifty stories from the ground…

Dick: Tim, buddy, you have nothing to fear but fear itself…

Dick: And the concrete. *dives*


Richard Grayson, you d… 0_0

Post-patrol Movie Night at the Manor

Now Showing: “Under the Red Hood” (2010)

Red Robin: Are you… crying?

Red Hood: *vigorously wiping away his tears using Tim’s cape* What are you, a robot? It’s a deeply emotional movie!

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Oh, sorry, did it say “movie”? I meant family home video.

Movie Night at the Manor…

Now Showing: “Under the Red Hood” (2010)

Tim: … Are you crying?

Jason: *wiping away his tears with his shirt collar* What are you, a robot? It’s a deeply emotional movie.


Oh, sorry, did it say “movie”? I meant family home video.

When asked what his spirit animal was…

Dick: I’m like a mother 🐻 –

Damian: *from the room down the hall* Grayson! Todd’s pissing me off!

Dick: When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to him. Now, if you’ll excuse me – 🏃‍♂