When your wife knows that you’re not being sarcastic…
Barry [to Iris]: Let me know if you run low on supplies. I’ll take a quick trip to the 1950s for you.
When your wife knows that you’re not being sarcastic…
Barry [to Iris]: Let me know if you run low on supplies. I’ll take a quick trip to the 1950s for you.
At a “field trip” to S.T.A.R. Labs…
Jason: *poking at the reptilian creature on his head* This feels so weird. What does it eat?
Scientist: Oh, just human brains.
Damian: Well, at least Todd has nothing to worry about.
Robin training with the original Boy Wonder…
Standing atop a gargoyle fifty stories from the ground…
Dick: Tim, buddy, you have nothing to fear but fear itself…
Dick: And the concrete. *dives*
Richard Grayson, you d… 0_0
Post-patrol Movie Night at the Manor…
Now Showing: “Under the Red Hood” (2010)
Red Robin: Are you… crying?
Red Hood: *vigorously wiping away his tears using Tim’s cape* What are you, a robot? It’s a deeply emotional movie!
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Oh, sorry, did it say “movie”? I meant family home video.
Movie Night at the Manor…
Now Showing: “Under the Red Hood” (2010)
Tim: … Are you crying?
Jason: *wiping away his tears with his shirt collar* What are you, a robot? It’s a deeply emotional movie.
Oh, sorry, did it say “movie”? I meant family home video.
Bruce: Jason, I can forgive the smoking, but I can’t forgive the lie.
Alfred: *glares at Bruce*
Bruce: Or the smoking.
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Alfred raised you both right.
When asked what his spirit animal was…
Dick: I’m like a mother 🐻 –
Damian: *from the room down the hall* Grayson! Todd’s pissing me off!
Dick: When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to him. Now, if you’ll excuse me – 🏃♂
When asked what his spirit animal was…
Dick: I’m like a mother bear.
Damian: *from afar* Grayson! Todd’s pissing me off!
Dick: When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to him. Now, if you’ll excuse me –
A toast…
Hal [to Clark, Diana, Barry, Victor, and Arthur]: I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Bruce told you he was right and you knew he was wrong.
Why Jon’s no longer allowed to hang out at the Manor, part 2…
Clark: What’s that in your hand?
Jon: Jagermeister. Damian’s big brother Jason said it would make girls wanna kiss you.