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Tim: There’s nothing wrong with being smart. There’s nothing wrong with being cut from the herd, either. It makes you the one buffalo who isn’t there when the Indians run the rest of them off the cliff.

Conner: Huh?

Expectation vs. Reality…

[Expectation] Dick: Bruce, I know what you’re going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I’m really sorry. I’m just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I don’t deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.

[Reality] Jason: It’s not like it was even the Batmobile!

Damian [to Jon]: You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point it stops.

Did you even have one, Dami?

Conner [about Damian]: What d’you do if he catches you?

Tim: Roll in a ball.

Conner: What if he starts kicking you?

Tim: Stay in a ball.