Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
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It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
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Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
Nightwing: *singing NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye”*
Robin: *abruptly hits the Batmobile brakes*
Nightwing: *slumps back into the passenger seat and takes an earphone out of his ear*
Robin: You know what I find annoying?
Nightwing: Me?
Robin: *grabs Dick’s earphones, chucks them out of the window, and floors the gas pedal* Yes.
Batman: Alfred, I need a car.
Alfred [on the Comm Link]: Call an Uber.
Batman: What am I? 19?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
No, more like a middle-aged teenager. (Also, this is Alfred’s version of grounding you for almost dying during your last mission, Bruce.)
Batman: Alfred, I need a car.
Alfred [on the Comm Link]: Call an Uber.
Batman: What am I? 19?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
No, more like a middle-aged teenager. (Also, this is Alfred’s version of grounding you for almost dying during your last mission, Bruce.)
Nightwing: *singing NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye”*
Robin: *abruptly hits the Batmobile brakes*
Nightwing: *slumps back into the passenger seat and takes an earphone out of his ear*
Robin: You know what I find annoying?
Nightwing: Me?
Robin: *grabs Dick’s earphones, chucks them out of the window, and floors the gas pedal*Yes.
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