tmntchickadee:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Superman: *clears his throat*

Batman:

Superman: *gets out of the Batmobile*

Batman:

Superman: *awkwardly pats the roof* Well. That was a long, silent car ride. Now I know how Dick feels.

You know any of his children would have music blaring and talking whether he contributes or not

Nightwing: *bops his head and taps his fingers on the dashboard to the beat of NSYNC’s “It’s Gonna Be Me”*

Nightwing: *takes an earphone out of his ear* What was that?

Batman:

Nightwing:

Batman:

Nightwing:

Batman: *clears his throat*

Nightwing: Oh, I thought I saw your mouth move.

Nightwing: *jams the earphone back in* A man can dream.

Nightwing: *checks the digital map and sighs* Five miles to gooo. Why do supervillain lairs have to be so far?

Batman:

Batman: Sync with bluetooth, code “A37”.

NSYNC: *starts blaring on the Batmobile speakers*

Nightwing: *takes off both earphones and grins at Bruce*

Batman: *grins*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Red Hood [to Batman]: Why do you ruin everything with your words?!

Red Hood: *storms out of the Batcave*

Batman:

Alfred: *walking in with a tray of cookies* …?

Batman:

Batman: I told him, “Take care out there, son”.

Red Hood: *sulking by a fountain on the Manor grounds*

Alfred: *clears his throat*

Red Hood: *looks up*

Alfred: I hate to break it to you, Master Jason, but despite your best efforts, people care about you.

Red Hood [to Batman]: Why do you ruin everything with your words?!

Red Hood: *storms out of the Batcave*

Batman:

Alfred: *walking in with a tray of cookies* …?

Batman:

Batman: I told him, “Take care out there, son”.