Helping Batman set up his answering machine be like…
Clark: Brooding expressions don’t show up on tape, Bruce. Use your words.
Clark, what would he even do with… ?
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Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Jason: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
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And Jason’s like, “Well, he’s not wrong…”
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Damian: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
And that’s why Red Robin went on patrol that night with scratches on his face.
Final showdown in “Under the Hood” be like…
Batman: Why are you doing this, Jason?
Red Hood: Daddy issues! Megalomania! Greed!
Red Hood: Wow, that felt really good to get off my chest.
Batman: I hate to pry…
Green Lantern: *hands over a plastic container* Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.
Bruce, you liar. That is, like, 99.9% of what you do.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: I don’t have post-traumatic stress! I have post-traumatic ennui! Post-traumatic defeatism! Post-traumatic “What’s the point?”!
Jason was just asking if you wanted more sugar for your coffee, sweetie…
Recently discovered Lazarus Pit side effects…
Red Hood: I was a dead, alabaster bad-ass, Alf!
Alfred: I am performing open-heart surgery on you without anesthesia, Master Jason. You are beyond “bad-ass”.
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