Superman: So all your sons are… ?
Batman: Undead.
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When your husband’s about to travel in time to save the world once again…
Iris: There’s one silver lining to forgetting everything.
Barry: What?
Iris: You’ll knock me off my feet all over again.
Superman: Bruce, I hope this isn’t too personal but… is that a human heartbeat I’m hearing or are you just happy to see me?
Arsenal: Hey, Jaybird, I’m ho–
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Arsenal: *jaw drops*
Red Hood: Uh. Sorry. You must be freaked out.
Arsenal: Oh, watching my zombie housemate talk to his brother’s ghost? That’s just what I call a Tuesday.
Oops. Did he forget to mention that Timmy’s back?
Sorry, guys. In my mind, Jason and Roy are still best friends and therefore still share a safe house in Rebirth.
When word on the street is that you’re a “zombie”…
Roy: Jaybird, whose brain have you eaten?
Jason: Who wants to know?
When Batman’s sons come over to your city and you hear about it at work…
Lois: Hey, Smallville. There are a few developments. You might want to make some room on the front page.
Clark: *raises an eyebrow*
No need to worry, Superman. It’s just your nephews wreaking havoc on some Gotham City criminals who thought they could hide out in Metropolis.
Jason: *coming out of the shower, dripping wet, his bottom half wrapped in a towel* I have to ask, did you see my… ?
Artemis: I don’t want to talk about it.
Jason: That’s what I thought.
Jason: *smirks* You’re welcome.
Yeah, you might want to lock the bathroom door next time if you want to keep those “jewels” intact, Hood.
Jason eating his first meal since coming out of the Lazarus Pit be like…
Talia: Okay, I’m glad you’re human and are again able to experience the concept of flavor, but can you at least dial down the noises?
Bizarro: You not okay, Red Him?
Red Hood: Yeah, just a flesh wound, big guy. Thirty-five of them.
Batman’s Guide to Riding the Batmobile with Him…
Batman: Relax, sit tight, and most importantly, shut your mouth.
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