While brainstorming on how to catch a criminal mastermind in Gotham City…
Red Robin: *looking at Jason expectantly*
Red Hood: *frustrated sigh*
Red Hood: Why do you assume I know about every illegal operation in this city?
Red Robin: Is that a serious question?
Post-mission debriefing…
Red Hood:
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Red Hood: Who can blame me for having a little fun? 🤷♂
Nightwing: I can.
Red Robin: Me, too.
Robin: -Tt-
When missions be like…
Robin: Nobody warned us about this.
Aqualad: You mean, why didn’t we listen when everybody warned us?
After interrogating a criminal mastermind together…
Superman: *wriggling his eyebrows* How was my “bad cop”?
Batman: You were unbelievable.
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Literally, Clark. Bruce couldn’t believe you as a “bad cop”. Nor could he believe that he agreed to let you play one.
Green Lantern (Hal) [to Batman]: I just figured out your superpower! You can irritate people to death.
Watching as a Godzilla-like creature terrorizes Gotham City…
Nightwing: *lighting up his escrima sticks* What do you give for our odds? About 50-50?
Red Hood: *doing a mental inventory of the explosives in his suit* That’s what I like about you, Dick. You’re an optimist.
Alfred: *running to meet Jason at the Batcave entrance, horrified at the sight of him* How are you even still alive?
Red Hood: Most of that blood’s not mine.
Red Robin [on the comm link]: *hacking into the security cameras of the warehouse to keep an eye out for Jason* You’re in danger.
Red Hood: *dodging a samurai sword from behind him by a half an inch* Thanks, buddy. I just figured that out.
Wally: *instantly regretful of his word-vomit* I gotta bribe you to keep you quiet?
Dick: I don’t call it a bribe. I call it cereal.
The Signal: *feeling dejected after receiving “The Talk” from Batman after a mission gone awry*
Nightwing: *putting a comforting arm on his shoulder* Hey, don’t listen to Bruce.
Red Hood: *opening a bottle of beer using a batarang lying around* We don’t.
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