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Red Robin: *disables the security system of a top secret government facility*

Superboy: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?

Red Robin: Xbox.

Tim: Did you check the emergency exit?

Bart:

Bart: No, I went to go get donuts.

Bruce [about Damian]: I have no idea what’s gotten into him.

Alfred: Really? He reminds me of somebody else I know… Let’s see: He’s haughty, stubborn, temperamental, and loyal to a fault. He’s you, Bruce.

Bruce: That’s disturbingly insightful.

Teaming up for (yet another) case be like…

The Flash: *proudly dangling a piece of evidence he’d just found* You wanted a smoking gun? Chew on this!

Batman:

The Flash: *sheepishly rubbing his neck* Not that one chews on a gun. Kind of mixing metaphors there.

Arsenal: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.

Red Hood: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

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To be fair, “Jaybird”, that seems to go both ways.

Superman: *looking around the Batcave, amused* You know what your problem is? You’re a hoarder.

Batman: Yeah, a hoarder of truth.

Jason [about Roy and Kory]: I miss those guys.

Dick: I know. Me, too.

Dick: *about to tickle Jason* Now who’s the sensitive little flower?

Cleaning up the Batcave (as punishment from Alfred for partying too hard in there with the other Titans)…

Dick [to Jason]: Hey, you missed a spot.

Jason [pointing at Tim’s face]: So did you.

Supervillain: *turns on light, sighs tiredly*

Batman: *sitting on a couch, his legs crossed, his fingers tented under his chin* Good morning. I’m glad you could be here.

Supervillain:

Supervillain: I live here.

Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.

Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.

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And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.