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incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Jason: *shoves Tim out of his room and shuts the door behind them* You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, okay?

Tim: It’s not snooping if something is out in the open. That’s the rule.

Jason: There’s no rule.

Tim: Are you serious? “If it’s not hidden, it’s not forbidden.” You’ve never heard of that?

Jason: No, I’ve never heard of it because you just made it up.

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So he saw the little Bizarro plushie on your bed (or was it the pair of Batman boxers under it?). So what? It’s adorable, Jay!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you call for back-up but end up battling a bunch of rogues by yourself…

Medic [speaking into the radio]: He’s lost a lot of blood.

Red Hood: I didn’t lose it. I’ve been sitting in it for hours, waiting for one of my brothers to get back from dance class or something. *stands up and drags himself to his motorcycle, leaving a trail of blood behind him*

hillshollow:

I imagine ‘that tone’ is Bruce’s usual voice…🤔

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…

Superman: You say I have a face.

Batman: *scoffs*

Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”

Superman: *throws his hands up in exasperation* Thank you, @hillshollow !

Batman: Hn.

Superman: Just this morning, at breakfast, for crying out loud! *imitating Bruce’s voice* “Clark, pass the ketchup.” Tone. “Jordan, you seem to enjoy eating garbage.” Tone. “Diana –” Well, you did dial it down for that one.

Batman: *puffing out his chest and putting his hands on his hips* And this is necessary at all times?

Superman:

Superman: *eyes glowing red* ARGH! *walks out of the hall*

Superman: There’s just no winning with you, Bruce!

Batman:

Batman: *smirks*

Roy [on the phone]: Okay, I know what “nothing” means, so…

Jason: “Nothing” means “nothing”, Roy. I’m fine.

Roy: Don’t go anywhere. I’m gonna be there soon.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

And by “there soon”, Jaybird, he actually means he’s already parking his motorcycle outside your safehouse.

Red Hood: *horrified, slowly backing away from the rest of the Batfamily*

Red Hood: One near-death experience and you go all warm and cuddly on me?!

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

First of all, near-death? Well, they’ve seen you go through death-death, so. Secondly, come on. Admit it, Jay. You’re horrified at how much you appreciate it.

At the Watchtower…

Batman and Superman: *watching footage of Nightwing fighting a horde of alien assassins in Blüdhaven*

Batman:

Batman: *walks away*

Superman: Where are you going? Dick needs our help.

Batman: He will be fine.

Superman: How do you know?

Batman: Because I trained him.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Batman, internally: Also, Clark, what makes you think that I’m not walking away to speak with Alfred in private and ask him to round up my other children to come help out their big brother, my eldest son?

Commissioner Gordon: *throws his hands up in frustration* It’s a theory!

Batman: *crouching on a gargoyle* It’s my gut.

Commissioner Gordon: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Don’t believe him, Jim. “Gut” actually stands for “I’ve done all the research humanly possible for this particular matter and I don’t have time to explain all of it to you right now. Plus, I really prefer to keep my work a secret.”

Wonder Woman: I just hate to see you two guys fight.

Batman: *holding a kryptonite-lined batarang to Clark’s kiss curl and gasping for air* We’re not fighting.

Superman: *lifting Bruce by the throat and tilting his own head backwards* This isn’t fighting.