Roy: I just had a thought.
Jason: Don’t hurt yourself.
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Jason: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around coffee?
Tim: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Reading your little brother’s self-mandated annual laboratory work-up results be like…
Jason [to Damian]: This is really good news! I mean, you’re human. Who knew?
Driving to a supervillain’s lair atop a mountain…
Robin: Roads have asphalt. This is dirt on a cliff. -Tt-
Nightwing: *smirks* Scared?
Robin: No, I’m not scared!
Robin: I am rationally concerned.
Downtime at the safe house…
Roy: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Jason: I like pancakes.
Roy: You do? You seem more like a napalm-in-the-morning kind of guy.
Undercover mission/vacation…
Hal: *smirks* Nobody in Hawaii wears a tie.
Bruce: Oh, sorry, I like to look professional.
Arsenal: Okay. All right. What’s that look?
Red Hood: What look?
Arsenal: The look. The look you give me when you don’t tell me what you’re thinking, and the next think I know, I’m getting shot at.
At the Annual Justice League Pool Party…
Hal: Tell me you know how to swim.
Bruce: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Tim: Let’s just not talk.
Jason: You mean now? Or ever?
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