When you’ve learned the hard way that it’s best not to let your best friend get worried sick about you (and that he doesn’t give a sh*t that Batman sent you on a mission abroad)…
Nightwing: Who’re you calling?
Red Hood: Roy. If I leave him another note that I’m going to Japan, he’ll never speak to me again.
Damian: Grayson, why do you dress like that? You’re a superhero.
Dick: *shrugs* It’s my style.
Damian: It’s not a style, it’s a bad habit. -Tt-
Strolling around Gotham City with your best buds be like…
Bart: *shrugs* I can see the attraction of living here.
Conner: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Tim: That’s the nicest thing Kon’s ever said about this place.
Conner: I didn’t mean it.
Nightwing: Why are you angry?
Batman: I’m not angry.
Nightwing: You sound angry.
Batman: I’m not angry. I was worried, and now I’m concerned.
It’s just a thing fathers do, Dick.
When you learn how to cook during your downtime and pick the wrong brother to test it on…
Dick: *stares in horror at a bullet-ridden dish*
Dick: You ruined my frittata!
Jason: I put it out of its misery.
Stakeout…
Commissioner Gordon: We can’t go at these guys straight on.
Batman: *swishes cape to allow the moonlight to shine on the Bat symbol on his chest*
Batman: I’ve got a badge that says I can do whatever I want.
Green Lantern: Listen, man –
Batman: Sir. You call me sir.
He shouldn’t have to tell you, Simon.
Batman: We’ve got to find Black Mask.
Nightwing: Black Mask’s not to going to talk.
Batman: Depends on how we ask the question.
* Cue: Bat-glare/Bat-grin *
Criminal: *tied up* Those are dummy grenades.
Arsenal: Okay, hang on to this. *pulls grenade pin, then puts the explosive in the criminal’s chest pocket*
Arsenal: If it’s a dummy, you’ll be fine. We’ll be outside.
Criminal: Wait! Fine, it’s live!
Starfire [to Arsenal]: You’ve been hanging around Jason for too long.
Tim: I don’t want a relationship.
Dick: Coffee is not a relationship, Tim, it’s a beverage.
Tim: Not true. Every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
Yeah, but you have a relationship with the person, Timmy, not the… Ugh. Never mind.
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