Trying to comfort your younger brother before your return to Blüdhaven be like…
Dick: There comes a time when big brothers leave the nest, Damian.
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Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Okay, what you call investigation the law calls stalking.
Red Hood: Don’t give me the “hurt feelings” thing, Bruce. Because A, I don’t buy it, and B, I don’t care.
When Obsessive Planner Robin and Adrenaline Junkie Robin team up…
Tim: Who packed this parachute for you? It’s not gonna open.
Jason: It’s only six miles down. I’ll grab your legs.
Roy: You got your belt on?
Jason: Of course I got my belt on. You’re driving.
Selena: You told me to keep an eye on your father.
Damian: An eye! Not a hand, not any other body part.
When your youngest brother tells you to stay put by the Batmobile as he sneaks into one of the Joker’s lairs…
Red Hood: What am I supposed to do out here?
Robin: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?
Jason [about Damian]: The kid’s a smart-ass!
Tim: Takes one to know one.
Why they make good investigative partners…
Batman: Hn. It’s a theory.
Superman: It’s my gut.
Batman: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?
Tim: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
Jason: I’ve been here all morning!
Tim: That was not an accusation.
Jason: Sorry, habit.
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