How Jason “broke up” with Roy in the New 52…
Jason: I’ve been hanging out with you too long.
Roy: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Jason: Both.
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Chaperoning Lian with your best friend at Junior Prom be like…
Roy: *grinning* You know, I taught her those moves.
Jason: Don’t teach her any more moves. Those are enough moves right there. She doesn’t need any more of your moves.
Criminal: *trembling, in handcuffs*
Criminal: Batman just psychologically scarred me for life.
Commissioner Gordon: He has that effect on some people.
Proud boyfriend be like…
Wally [about Artemis]: She is an excellent shot! She can hit a pimple on an elephant’s ass from a hundred yards away.
Batman: *climbs in through window with burns, bruises, and a tattered suit*
Batman: That was close.
Alfred: Speaking of close, Master Bruce, you are getting married in five minutes.
Yes, this is probably how Bruce and Selina’s wedding day is going to start.
Wayne Enterprises gala…
Tam: *comes down the steps in a red sheer gown*
Tim: *eyes widen, jaw drops*
Tim: Wow.
Tam: *shyly* So, you approve?
Damian: I think what my ape-like brother meant to say was that you look fantastic.
When you’re a speedster with hypermetabolism and a day job…
Barry: Nothing takes your mind off your stomach like a bloody crime scene.
Drive-through at Big Belly Burger in the Batmobile…
Tim: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Jason: *slurps* A victimless crime.
Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
After interviewing a witness in Gotham City…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link, to Nightwing]: Yeah, she was saying that this guy with a red helmet was really nice and polite, and that he was a gentleman.
Red Robin: *nods*
Red Robin: I wanted to make sure we were talking about the same Jason Todd.
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