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Roy: *reading a stinky and soggy instruction manual*

30 minutes ago… 

Jason: Why are the instructions in the trash can?

Roy: Because I don’t think I need instructions to put together a little girl’s bed.

When you invite your best friend to a sleepover at one of your father’s hotels…

Damian [to Jon]: Don’t go crazy on the room service. This isn’t “Home Alone”, and you aren’t Macauley Culkin.

Did Dick just make you watch that film, Dami?

Red Hood and Arsenal’s New 52 Safe House, an origin story…

Jason: Think you could run a few background checks on potential roomies?

Tim: You want me to use underground Wayne Enterprises resources for your personal matter, Jason?

Jason: I don’t think Dick would mind.

Tim: You know that?

Jason: I don’t. But if I can’t find a roommate, I may have to go back to sleeping on the sofa in his apartment, and I can’t imagine he’d like that.

Tim: Good point. I’m on it.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *screams from the kitchen* OH, NO!!!

Dick: *bursts out of his room* Oh, no, what???

Tim: *with crumbs all over his face* I did it again. I was sleep-eating. That explains that dream.

Reporting to Batman after patrol…

Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.

Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back* 

Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*

Oracle: … I can come back.

Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave* 

While zip-lining through Nanda Parbat to escape the League of Assassins…

Tam: You know, I’ve heard a lot about you.

Red Robin: And some of it was good?

Tam: Mostly.

Red Robin: What’s that mean?

Tam: My father called you “a catch”.

Red Robin: I love your father.

Discussing parenting styles…

Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.

Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.

Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.