When your best friend asks you to hang out on your off day…
Jason [to Roy]: I don’t want to sky dive, because if I die again, I don’t want to be strapped to you like an infant.
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Meeting your new (and quite unexpected) teammates for the first time be like…
Green Lantern: Red Hood? That’s an interesting name.
Wonder Girl: That’s the least interesting thing about him, Kyle.
Oh, you have noooo idea.
Introducing old friends to new ones be like…
Artemis: You know, your friend Roy, he’s a lot like you.
Jason: I don’t know if that’s a compliment.
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
Visiting your best friend’s hometown be like…
Arsenal: *on the phone* Dude, I need help finding this place –
Red Hood: Follow the gunshots.
Arsenal: Copy that.
Green Lantern: Am I supposed to hug you?
Batman: Don’t even think about it, or the next crime scene we investigate will be your own.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
Sending your favorite characters off to a mission be like…
Me [to Batman and the Robins]: Do me a favor. Stay alive.
Jason [to Tim]: *out loud* Why’s dad such a poopy head?
Dick [to Barbara]: *whispers* That’s why he gets timeouts.
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