Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
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Bruce: *glances at the Bat Signal through the restaurant window* I’m sorry I have to cancel our date.
Selena: Now? You really have to work on your timing.
Hal: *pats Barry on the shoulder* I’ll buy the next round. I just have to go home and get my wallet.
Barry: *hands cash to the bartender* You’ve been saying the same thing for ten years.
Arsenal: I’m here if you want to talk.
Red Hood: And even if I don’t.
Batman: *watches footage of an explosion from the latest Young Justice “recon” mission*
Batman: *glaring at the team* How did you do all this?
Robin: We improvised.
Aqualad: *facepalms*
Arsenal: Admit it, Jaybird. You’re going to miss this *gesturing to Jason and himself* when it’s done.
Red Hood: Yeah, but I would never say it out loud.
Mornings at the Manor…
Terry [visiting from the future]: Bruce made me breakfast.
Jason: That monster!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
Jay, your jealous is showing.
Well, will ya look at that. Here’s what I found after Googling Terry’s name to make sure I spelled McGinnis right.
Mornings at the Manor…
Terry [visiting from the future]: Bruce made me breakfast.
Jason: That monster!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
Jay, your jealous is showing.
Tim: Let’s just not talk.
Jason: You mean now? Or ever?
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
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