Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Conner: By someone besides Damian?
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Barbara: Do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Dick: You know what? Hey – You’re the one who ended it! Remember?
Barbara: Yeah, because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you!
Imagine:
Phoebe = Superman.
Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.
And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.
Superman. Always the noble one.
Woman: You don’t remember me?
Dick: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that…
Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
Dinah: Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Dick won’t like her personality.
Barbara: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Dinah: Oh no, Kori’s the best!
Dick: *walks into the Batcave wearing the 80′s version of his Nightwing suit*
Dick: Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired siblings. I am here to tell you that collars are back.
Jason: And that, this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super collar!
Robin’s new pets…
Jon: Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if your duck and your chick had a little baby? You could call it “Chuck”.
Damian: Or “Dick”.
Robin: You are the worst crime fighter ever, Todd!
Red Hood: You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s apple, but that really hurt.
When your little brother’s just a little too attached to his pets…
Damian: *enters the Batcave carrying Alfred the Cat and pulling Batcow by a leash*
Damian: Can you take a cat and a cow to the theater?
Jason: Uhhh, no?
Tim: Of course not.
Damian: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
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