When you’re a little too possessive of your father/brother figure…
Robin: I was saving you.
Nightwing: Saving me from the nice conversation with the interesting lady, saving me?
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Training with The Batman…
Bruce: You, Jordan. Push-ups in three minutes.
Hal *wheezing on the floor from two hours of weight lifting* Barry, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack him with it.
Training with The Batman…
Bruce: You, Jordan. Push-ups in three minutes.
Hal *wheezing on the floor from two hours of weight lifting* Barry, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack him with it.
Why guessing games take a while at the Titans Tower…
Cyborg: You put this on your coffee –
* Word: “cream” *
Beast Boy: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Cyborg: It’s white –
Beast Boy: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Cyborg: It’s heaver than milk –
Beast Boy: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Dick: Duke, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Duke.
Barbara: Hey, Duke, the Signal.
Tim: Hey, Duke.
Cassandra: *grins*
Damian: *nods in approval*
Steph: Hey, Duke!
Jason: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Duke, was it?
Tim: So… Where did Damian come from?
Dick: Oh… Somewhere in Nanda Parbat, I think.
Tim: No, I meant tonight. In the Batcave. Suddenly. Into our lives.
Bruce: I was just thinking, when my time comes –
Dick: Bruce!
Damian: Father!
Bruce: Listen to me. When my time comes, I want to be buried at sea.
Tim: You what?
Bruce: I want to be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
Jason: Define “fun”.
Also, you might want to have a word with Arthur about that.
Jason: What’s the matter?
Tim: *sighs* Nothing. I’m sorry. I’m just out of sorts.
Jason: Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them.
Red Hood: You know that thing where you and I talk to each other about things?
Nightwing: *nods eagerly* Yeah?
Red Hood: Let’s not do that anymore.
He’s not really into the whole heart-to-heart thing, Dick.
Nightwing: Let’s just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore!
Batman: Hrrrrn. Dick, that’s all we do.
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