Jason giving Cass tips on how to be sexy…
Jason: There was this movie, “Footloose” –
Tim: “Flashdance”.
Jason: Where this plumber chick –
Tim: She was a welder.
Jason: What, were you, like, in the movie?
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Give him a break, Timmy. He was gone for a while, remember?
Tim doing a crossword puzzle…
Tim: “Heating device”.
Bart: “Radiator”.
Tim: Five letters.
Bart: “Rdatr”.
Dick enters the Batcave wearing his old “Discowing” suit. Jason’s in agony.
Jason: Too many jokes. Must. Mock. Dick.
Bruce: Jason. You’re smoking again?
Jason: Well, yesterday, I was smoking again. And today, I’m smoking still.
When Jason and Roy started living together during their Red Hood/Arsenal days…
Roy: I don’t get it. Why can’t we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Jason: That’s different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Roy: Okay. But next time you’re in the shower, think of the first place you’re washing, and the last place I washed.
The trouble with the blue-eyed-and-black-haired pattern (for visitors from another Earth)…
Nightwing: Hey, Mr. Garrick, have you seen Jason Todd?
The Flash: I thought you were Jason.
The Flash: *motioning to Jason* Um, one of you is over there.
Hal: I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
Barry: What secrets?
Hal: Oh no, no, Barry. I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
* Wonder Woman, Black Canary, and Hawkgirl leave the room *
Barry: You’ll tell me later?
Hal: You already know.
Beast Boy [about Robin]: Raven, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.
Raven: A moo point?
Beast Boy: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Raven: Have I been living with you too long or did that all just make sense?
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