Pillow talk at the Allen home…
Iris: Do you ever think about the future?
Barry: Yeah, I think about the future.
Iris: Am I in it?
Barry: You are my future.
Iris: Honey, you are about to get so lucky.
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Trying to convince Tim to watch a movie on a school night…
Jason: Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
When asked in an interview if he knew anything about “chicks”…
Tim: Fowl? No. Women? … No.
Dick [about Shawn]: I figured after patrol, I’d pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to… woo her.
Wally: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800’s, when that phrase was last used.
Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Conner: By someone besides Damian?
The Batkids discussing retirement from the vigilante life (“What if?” scenarios)…
Jason: Hey, you guys in the Batcave all know what you want to do. You know? You have goals. You have dreams. I don’t have a dream.
Dick: Ah, the lesser known “I Don’t Have a Dream” speech.
Barbara: Did you just smell my hair?
Dick: No.
Barbara: You still have feelings for me, don’t you?
Dick: No, I don’t!
Barbara: None at all?
Dick: Okay, I love you. Is that so wrong?
Wally: You don’t put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths!
Jason recuperating at Wayne Manor after a run-in with Black Mask’s thugs…
Dick: Oh, Little Wing. Don’t get up. What do you need?
Jason: Oh, no. Oh, nothing.
Dick: Come on. I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything.
Jason: Okay, I have a wedgie.
Dick: Okay, that is all you.
Jason [to himself, after a few drinks]: Okay, I have no feelings for Artemis. No feelings at all. She’s just a teammate. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they’re all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I ever had feelings for Artemis.
* Artemis walks into the room *
Artemis: Greetings, Little One.
Jason: *mutters* I love you.
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