Right before storming out of Mount Justice…
Wally: You ordered pizza without me?
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Downtime in Las Vegas…
Roy: Hey, you know what I just realized? “Joker” is “poker” with a J! Coincidence?
Jason: Hey, that’s “joincidence” with a C.
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No more cocktails for you, Roy.
Brotherly advice…
Jason [to Tim]: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Roy: Wait, what are you doing?
Jason: Getting dressed.
Roy: Why?
Jason: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
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Don’t be mean, Jay. You know what he means.
After smelling Alfred the Cat’s pee in his room at the Manor for the nth time…
Jason [to Alfred the Butler]: How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?
Downtime chat at the safe house be like…
Roy [to Jason]: If I were a guy, and…
Roy: Did I just say if I were a guy?
While both being lectured by Bruce…
Jason [pissed off, whispering to Dick]: … not knowing when to shut up!
Dick: *sheepishly* Yep, that’s my thing…
Jason: I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Jason [to Dick]: Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?
Selina: Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They’re perfect. I love you.
Bruce: You can exchange them if you want, okay?
Selina: Now I love you even more.
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