When you’re fed up with Jason giving you grief about your trucker cap…
Roy: If you make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat!
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When you’re bored during patrol and decide to get creative with Rock-Paper-Scissors…
Dick [to Tim]: What is that?
Tim: That’s fire. It beats everything.
Jason: *smashes his hand on theirs*
Jason: Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon?
Damian: -Tt- *walks away*
Outside Barbara’s apartment, planning to win her back after hearing that she’s dating Luke…
Dick: *scoffs* Funniest guy she’s ever met.
Dick [to the door]: I’m funny, right?
Dick: What do you know? You’re just a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.
Dick: *laughs heartily*
Dick [to himself]: Save it for inside!
Ted: Hold on, there’s something different…
Michael: I went to that tanning place Guy suggested.
Ted: Was that place the sun?
Explaining to his teammates why there won’t be any dinner at Mount Justice tonight…
Wally: Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.
Jason: You’re turning into a woman.
Roy: No, I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean!
Jason: Now I’ve upset you. What did I say?
Roy: It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it –
Roy: Oh, crap, I’m a woman!
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He gets sensitive, too, Jay.
Once in a while it dawns on him…
Tim: I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.
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Oh, Timmy. You just need a nap, that’s all.
Why guessing games take a while at the Titans Tower…
Cyborg: You put this on your coffee –
* Word: “cream” *
Beast Boy: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Cyborg: It’s white –
Beast Boy: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Cyborg: It’s heaver than milk –
Beast Boy: A rock! A dog! The earth!
When you’re just too darn competitive versus Dick and Damian…
Tim [to Jason]: They don’t know that we know they know we know.
You could be the hottest chick in town, but…
Wally: I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?
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