Prenatal check-ups be like…
Wally: *picks up a surgical instrument*
Wally: Quack, quack. Quack, quack. Quack.
Linda: Honey, that opens my cervix.
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Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Jason [to Dick]: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but were you planning on bringing up the whole Shawn-might-be-pregnant thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Red Hood [on the phone with Batman]: Well, maybe that’s my decision, Bruce. Well, maybe I don’t need your money – Wait, wait! I said “maybe”!
Mornings at the Manor…
Steph: Anyone want any coffee?
Tim: Are you just serving it? Or did you make it?
Steph: I’m just serving it.
All: Yeah, I’ll have a cup.
Red Hood: You probably never knew this, but back in my Robin days, I had a major crush on you.
Wonder Woman: I knew.
Red Hood: You probably just thought I was Nightwing’s dorky younger brother.
Wonder Woman: I did.
Tim: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck…
Jason: …
Jason: Cookie?
Trying out M’gann’s cooking…
Wally: It tastes like feet.
Wally: I like it.
Dick: Are you serious?
Wally: Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
Why the rest of the Batfamily hates asking him for favors…
Jason: Oh, I wish I could…
Jason: But I don’t want to.
When you’re trying to tell your teammates a story, but you’re also ridiculously attractive…
Conner [about Wally]: We started a rumor.
M’gann: What rumor?
Artemis: Oh, come on, Superboy! Just take off your shirt and tell us.
Why Beast Boy (eventually) stopped indulging Robin’s invitation to play…
Garfield: Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?! You know?
Garfield: Heads he wins, tails I lose.
Garfield: *squints* Wait a minute…
Wally: Yes, Gar…?
Garfield: *shrugs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
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